Seems to Say: You have been turned into a ball of air with a slow leak by an evil wizard. You must find the Spellbook and the ingredients for the spell. Without these, you will never turn back into a human again.
Verdict: Whoops, that's the actual plot of the game according to mobygames.com.
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Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
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