PINHEAD_07THIS QUESTION I ASK OF YOU

T he lust, the burning chaos enveloping me is that of hell, a hell so painful that it defies the reaches of your imagination. Yet occasionally a weakened soul shall again summon me from my prison in the Lament configuration, and I shall once again defile the Earth until I have consumed their soul.

A police detective, a man sworn to uphold the law, is in search of "the truth," unaware he is lying to only himself. His hedonistic pursuit of the flesh has awakened me, and I shall soon tear apart his sanity with morbid apparitions of his own twisted desires. However, his home address does not appear on Google maps. What is your opinion of the Garmin Nuvi 205 on sale at Best Buy?

06/06/09 - 12:00 AM

SOILED SNAKERE: THIS QUESTION I ASK OF YOU

lol u cant fit in a box u fag

06/09/09 - 1:53 PM



Norman B.Advertising Online?

Business hasn't been... so good lately. Bad press, the recession, gas prices, all that. I'm looking into advertising online but... I don't know much about it. Do any of you have any tips or places to get started?

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06/11/09 - 1:09 PM

TEK-9
RE: Advertising Online?

yeah whatever happened to that fukken stimulus package OBAMA??? Some good that shit did, that dumb fuck is spending money WE DONT HAVE. RECALL OBAMA also where's his birth control certificate? GO BACK TO IRAN WITH ALL THE OTHER SOCIALISTS, MORON

06/11/09 - 1:43 PM

triple boxcar
RE: Advertising Online?

HAHAHAH you goddamn idiot, if it wasn't for your hero GEORGE H. W. BUSH then we wouldn't even be in this mess!!! you shitheads yelling FOUR MORE YEARS need to have FOUR MORE REARS so I can KICK YOUR ASSES THREE TIMES AS MUCH!!! con$ervatives spent this entire country into debt and now your pissed Obama is trying to dig our way out while helping ppl?!? GIVE ME A BREAK... A BREAK OF YOUR NECK FOR YOU BEING SO FUCKING RETARDED

06/11/09 - 1:59 PM

TEK-9
RE: Advertising Online?

OH WOW, A LIBERAL DUMBASS ON A THE INTERNET, WHAT A SURPRISE!!! hey heres a news flash for you: not all of us drink the kool aid and lick obamas ass all day! you moron like you spent all days jacking off to photos of obama in red swim shorts. Go AHEAD and iGNORE THE FACTS but we'll see who'se wrong in 7 years when obamas polices have caught up with him and we're trillions of moneyt in debt!!! WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THE UNIVERSE HEALTH CARE??? NOT ME, MY TAX DOLLARS WONT GO FOR HIPPIE SEX CHANGES. fag

06/11/09 - 2:01 PM

triple boxcar
RE: Advertising Online?

LOL you rePUBE-LICK-ans are so predictable, spit up the same tripe all your other robot clones do not stop. GET YOUR MATCHING ORDERS FROM RUSH LIMBAUGH AND SEAN HANNITY AND FOXNEWS.NEWS and dont bother ever thinking for yourself! Just worship the almighty dollar and too hell with everybody else! Dead person on your lawn? DONT CARE, NOT YOUR PROBLEM! Sick children serving burgers to a crippled dog? WHATEVER, YOUR NOT PAYING TO HELP EM! try going on disability for 2 years because a golf cart hits you in the waist and then well see how compassionate you get!!!

06/11/09 - 2:18 PM

Sr.BelvedereRE: Advertising Online?
Any other insults or flamewars will not be tolerated and will result in a ban.
06/11/09 - 2:40 PM

Norman B.RE: Advertising Online?

n/m.

Post edited by Norman B. on 06/11/09 - 7:59 PM

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