The "My So Called" star was rocking a SPARKLY set of hips that set the red carpet on fire!
Leighton's pelvo looked positively LEIGHCIOUS in this curtainlike draping!
The always sexy Ms. 'Ihanna showed a little bit of leg at the Brit Awards... but we only care about her PELVIS!
A his-n-hers pelvis set? We love it! You know Ice T is going to lay down the "law and order" on that oversized hipbone.
Anime just keeps getting better! Here's one hot pelvis your grandma will NEVER steal!
Kanye looked ever so delicate in this classic gilded ensemble.
The slim midsection of the iPad mini holds outrageous processing power... and a fully-functional pelvis!
Katy Perry's veiny arms grip a jacket like a woodsman strangling a rabbit... and check out the heat she's packing in the pelvic area!
Everyone's favorite deformed kitten lives a life of misery and mockery... but there's no denying the cuteness of that hairy little pelvis!
Carly Rae burned up the charts with her hit single "One Direction," but her pelvis was even hotter!
Greggy Tah rocked a casual jeans-and-tee outfit at this premier. Who ya pointing at, Greg? Cause WE are pointing at YOUR pelvis!
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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