Senator Paul Ryan may have had the fiscal chops, but he's got a face like Droopy Dog! America hated this fucking guy! FAIL!!!
When Mitt made aging astronaut Clint Eastwood speak at the Republican Convention, he should have known what he would get... an elderly man yelling racist threats at the bacteria on a chair!
Which campaign staffer decided to use "Cop Killer" by Body Count as the official Romney campaign anthem? Nobody knows, because they're FIRED
And which genius Romney staffer decided to base the candidate's logo on a really dumb guy's head tattoo? The FAIL is palpable over here, fellas!
All eyes were on Romney as he unveiled his newest product. It's an iPad... but SMALLER? America doesn't want smaller stuff, pal!
Americans didn't care for Mitt's 'tude behind closed doors: he was caught on tape telling a bunch of billionaires that he's richer than 47% of Americans! Not a good look, Rom!
First of all, Mitt Romney... shopping at the GAP?!? That's as insane as Paris Hilton at a MENSA convention!
Whoopsie! When the majestic bird mistook Mitty's melon for a convenient tortoise-smashing rock, it scored a MAJOR bullseye!
FACEPALM! Rommy pulled an EPIC ELECTORAL BONER when he spent twelve hours driving in circles, looking for a place to vote!
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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