Have you wondered, "What's happening to all the white people?" You're not alone. The world's white people, once prized for everything from the bikini to rocketry, are in serious jeopardy. White populations have been growing at a disproportionately slow rate. In countries like the United States of America, it sometimes seems like a hundred minorities are born to every white person.
Not only that, but every minority has a slew of organizations, charities, lobbying groups, and businesses catering specifically to their needs. Affirmative action, the NAACP, the DREAM Act; when is it White People's turn?
Thanks to the White People Project, more whites than ever are enjoying the freedom to live their lives and raise their children exactly how they choose.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
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