|The Wizardique advantage can be found in our caring staff of wizards destined to give you the finest spa experience.|
Experience the difference of a Wizardique wizard and you will never be able to take those other spas seriously again.
Wizardique offers a variety of sensual massages performed by our accredited massage wizards. All massages include a free aromatherapy treatment and a visit to one of our six illusory relaxation rooms. Choose from the Cockatrice's Eyre, the Dread King's Tomb, the Pixie Circle, the Shaman's Yurt, the Lair of the Incubus, or the Forest of Despair.
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