#15: Prom Protector
As the self-appointed "Prom Protector," you must annoy and harass your juvenile delinquent peers into absconding a life of fun and entertainment, your police state actions governed by the Word of the Almighty Prom. Ruin a track star's athletic career! Sabotage a prospect pitcher's throwing arm! It's all in the name of the prom, and you'll do whatever it takes to protect it, like the stupid sissy idiot you are! All hail the prom, destroyer of lives!
#14: Slenderman: Arrival
The only redeeming aspect of Slenderman is that he somehow caused two insane teenagers to get thrown into mental institutions for the rest of their stupid, shitty lives. Besides that, everything Slenderman-related has been absolute garbage, with zero exceptions. Slenderman: The Arrival is his most high profile game, so it only made sense that I review it with my eight-year old daughter, Lauren, to get her take on it. I mean, Slenderman frightens grown men on the internet, so he should have no problem horrifying an eight-year old. Right? Right?!?
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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