#7: Dontrel the Dolphin 3

"There's a Dontrel the Dolphin 3? But there has already been a Dontrel the Dolphin 1 and 2! Why mess with perfection?" is a question some stupid person might ask during one of their more shameful bursts of uncontrolled idiocy. One cannot simply put a finite number on the amount of Dontrel the Dolphins this world may contain. Scientists have declared it impossible. Mankind has labeled it heresy. Enjoy Dontrel in what we can easily assume is his greatest adventure ever, at least until #4 is released.

#6: A Nightmare on Elm Street: Blood Craze

Freddy Krueger, the hateful antagonist from the Nightmare on Elm Street series is here in videogame format, ready to tear your ass up with his crazy alternate forms and deadly friends. Maybe you're some dumb kid who thinks, "oh ho, Freddy isn't scary, why should I be afraid of this terrifying game?" Well, uh, maybe because DRACULA is also in it? And Michael Meyers? And the Grim Reaper, who's also got a GIGANTIC GODDAMN CHAINSAW? Scared now? That's what I thought.

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