#1: Beestmeel

The "Beestmeel" trio of titles was created by Steward H.K. Lar Lover, who is awesome and totally not insane because he specifically states this on his website. As a general rule of thumb, you might want to rethink some of your actions if you find yourself having to publicly address the topic of your sanity. Regardless, Lar Lover, or Steward, or H.K. or whatever his name is has birthed a video game title which I'm sure will usher in a new era of entertainment, one so horrendously not-at-all-sane-unlike-as-advertised that mere mortals will find themselves at a crossroad where they must decide to destroy their sight or hearing first. Beestmeel is an utter assault on all the senses, with mind-destroying characters, music, writing, sounds, mechanics, art, you name it. The scientific community could spend decades trying to decipher this mess and only uncover 1% of its true nature. We're talking material that could support entire thesis papers, folks. I would declare "it doesn't get any more insane than this," but the dude has already released three more games since then, so I won't bother making such bold predictions. Insanity, thy name is "Beestmeel."

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