In 1991, back when 2000 meant something, this Knight Rider sequel was launched. Set in a dystopian version of Houston, it features bar code license plates (helpful if a hit-and-run accident is witnessed by a grocery checkout), a police minivan that looks like it could go up on two wheels cornering at walking speed, and a version of KITT called the Knight 4000 modeled on a woman's shoe. The K4000 could also turn into a speed boat, but good luck parallel parking this monster. Everything about 1991's Knight Rider sequel is best left forgotten.
Thanks mod sassinator for spotting this one.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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