Few people know this, but Youngstown is actually the home of TV's Al Bundy. Of course, he no longer lives there; no one who makes more than 30,000 a year or has a single shred of success does. But Ed O' Neill remains the only good thing Youngstown has ever produced; and, now that he's out of the city, it can safely burn to the fucking ground. And here is proof:
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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