Few people know this, but Youngstown is actually the home of TV's Al Bundy. Of course, he no longer lives there; no one who makes more than 30,000 a year or has a single shred of success does. But Ed O' Neill remains the only good thing Youngstown has ever produced; and, now that he's out of the city, it can safely burn to the fucking ground. And here is proof:
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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