Few people know this, but Youngstown is actually the home of TV's Al Bundy. Of course, he no longer lives there; no one who makes more than 30,000 a year or has a single shred of success does. But Ed O' Neill remains the only good thing Youngstown has ever produced; and, now that he's out of the city, it can safely burn to the fucking ground. And here is proof:
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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