I'm pretty sure this clock means that EigenKet can watch the same Seinfeld rerun twice a day.

When OfF KiLTeR calls it is best to not answer.

pipes! is peddling some H. R. Giger shit here.

And finally, Mayor McCheese is so goddamn patriotic it hurts.

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