Something Awful boasts a proud history of accelerating the aging process, from "Movies That Show Their Age!" to the "Senior Living II: The Oldening" saga to my own ghastly, corpse-like visage. NAG decided to push a new batch of celebrities toward decrepitude, and the SA Forum Goons joined in, because this kind of thing never gets old.
NAG thinks that just because he started this theme, he can get away with posting unaltered Lindsay Lohan photos.
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't fuck with? SlightButSteady does anyway.
In westborn's composition, we see the secret of the universe's age, and the evolution of the stars.
NAG reveals what might have been.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!