SmileyPonderosa's room is filled with sports drinks but they have all gone to waste.
Archer sometimes has erotic dreams about Jeff Goldblum.
IdeoPraxist is actually a marionette puppet. An anatomically correct one, if you get drift.
CodyWatts once ate a hamburger that contained pure granite!
Accipiter successfully defended his heavyweight title from a midget during a brief tour of Mexico.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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