SmileyPonderosa's room is filled with sports drinks but they have all gone to waste.
Archer sometimes has erotic dreams about Jeff Goldblum.
IdeoPraxist is actually a marionette puppet. An anatomically correct one, if you get drift.
CodyWatts once ate a hamburger that contained pure granite!
Accipiter successfully defended his heavyweight title from a midget during a brief tour of Mexico.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
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