SmileyPonderosa's room is filled with sports drinks but they have all gone to waste.
Archer sometimes has erotic dreams about Jeff Goldblum.
IdeoPraxist is actually a marionette puppet. An anatomically correct one, if you get drift.
CodyWatts once ate a hamburger that contained pure granite!
Accipiter successfully defended his heavyweight title from a midget during a brief tour of Mexico.
Levi and Don Jr convince Eric the movie Annabelle is real and make him drink his own urine. Plus Tiffany Trump is downgraded to the Trump plane's cargo hold.
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