SmileyPonderosa's room is filled with sports drinks but they have all gone to waste.
Archer sometimes has erotic dreams about Jeff Goldblum.
IdeoPraxist is actually a marionette puppet. An anatomically correct one, if you get drift.
CodyWatts once ate a hamburger that contained pure granite!
Accipiter successfully defended his heavyweight title from a midget during a brief tour of Mexico.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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