SmileyPonderosa's room is filled with sports drinks but they have all gone to waste.
Archer sometimes has erotic dreams about Jeff Goldblum.
IdeoPraxist is actually a marionette puppet. An anatomically correct one, if you get drift.
CodyWatts once ate a hamburger that contained pure granite!
Accipiter successfully defended his heavyweight title from a midget during a brief tour of Mexico.
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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