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  Guitar Supermen Are Our Superiors

  12-05-2013 by Jedidiah

  The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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  Memos from Bear Cave: Broth of Woe

  12-04-2013 by Josh "Livestock" Boruff

  There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.

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  9 Reasons to Be Fairly Fricking Outraged Right About Now

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  Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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  Please Enjoy The First Two Minutes Of A Triple-A Game

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  Experience several minutes of top-tier modern game design for FREE.
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  December 3, 2013

  Twitter Tuesday

  Some of the best tweets of the last couple weeks!