eightcell makes playing Contra an elegant experience.

eightcell is a prolific son of a bitch, that's for sure.

eightcell is a living factory, and this picture, like so many others, emerged from his conveyor belt birth canal.

I tip my hat at pipes!. I tip my hat hard and fast.

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