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Hackuma is the HERO OF THE PEOPLE who started this theme!

bonne chance made this loving tribute to his new favorite Scientologist.

Kamoc makes time for fun, even when people are trying to mouth rape his jugular.

Canis Ex Machina shows it was not as smooth a Bond transition as some might have previously thought!!!

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    Lair Flair!

    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

  • SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.

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