> put the green iv stand thing up your butt, then lay in the bed like nothing weird is going on
> nonchalantly ask how the doctor's day has been
> act cluelessly and scared toward all the ruckus, calmly beg the doctors to not do me any harm
> Rip latex glove from nurse's hand, inflate it with your mouth, then wear it on your head for the rest of the game.
> try to escape into the three dimensional world
> save in slot 1
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