> put the green iv stand thing up your butt, then lay in the bed like nothing weird is going on
> nonchalantly ask how the doctor's day has been
> act cluelessly and scared toward all the ruckus, calmly beg the doctors to not do me any harm
> Rip latex glove from nurse's hand, inflate it with your mouth, then wear it on your head for the rest of the game.
> try to escape into the three dimensional world
> save in slot 1
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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