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> Enter office, ask to speak to Moe
> Take trashcan lid as a shield.
> scream "friendship is power" and hit with with your fucking axe while you attempt to block his attacks with your shield
> switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire
no wait, this is perfect
>switch back to Bryon, bar room 1 door, set motel on fire
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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