Slime Bro Helpdesk
> Enter office, ask to speak to Moe
> Take trashcan lid as a shield.
> scream "friendship is power" and hit with with your fucking axe while you attempt to block his attacks with your shield
> switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire
no wait, this is perfect
>switch back to Bryon, bar room 1 door, set motel on fire
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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