If BryanGT is even half the man his DNA says he is, he'll make an image appear right below this text RIGHT NOW:

Novo got botulism from eating this image out of a damaged can.

BogginHarry used his muscles to make this... muscles he got from eating sardines.

Cheswick's image went sentient in the year 1997 and wiped out the human race.

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