Palpek
Tiberius Christ
Commander Riker, I like poker, think i could play some time?
Hahahahahaha!
No.
mysterious frankie
O'Brien: hello all, I know I wasn't invited, but I thought I might crash the party. Brought some Romulan ale!
Stephen Hawking: *types furiously* LEAVE THE BOTTLE AND GO KISS THE BLARNEY STONE ON ITS DICK ASS-TURD.
Everyday Lurker
Where the fuck is Ensign Holt? I've been standing at this fucking transporter console for 12 hours and the bastard hasn't relieved me yet.
Costello Jello
*door finally opens*
"You're three hours late!"
Holt: "You mean, 'you're three hours late, SIR'"
...."Yes, sir."
Holt: "You're relieved, you old potato."
djwetmouse
Palpek
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