Wallet wants you to promise that you'll never, NEVER even go NEAR the jungle.
Despite being adapted from a book for preschoolers, InVitro's film would definitely be scarier than Trick 'R Treat.
iSimian knows that sometimes a girl has to be naughty in order to get herself out of a jam.
Do you know who wants an old teddy bear, now? Fart Blanche does.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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