Wallet wants you to promise that you'll never, NEVER even go NEAR the jungle.
Despite being adapted from a book for preschoolers, InVitro's film would definitely be scarier than Trick 'R Treat.
iSimian knows that sometimes a girl has to be naughty in order to get herself out of a jam.
Do you know who wants an old teddy bear, now? Fart Blanche does.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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