Wallet wants you to promise that you'll never, NEVER even go NEAR the jungle.
Despite being adapted from a book for preschoolers, InVitro's film would definitely be scarier than Trick 'R Treat.
iSimian knows that sometimes a girl has to be naughty in order to get herself out of a jam.
Do you know who wants an old teddy bear, now? Fart Blanche does.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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