Wallet wants you to promise that you'll never, NEVER even go NEAR the jungle.
Despite being adapted from a book for preschoolers, InVitro's film would definitely be scarier than Trick 'R Treat.
iSimian knows that sometimes a girl has to be naughty in order to get herself out of a jam.
Do you know who wants an old teddy bear, now? Fart Blanche does.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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