DON'T HURT THE SHAMEFUL PHONE SEX SLUT BUNNY

"LordSkeletor" was also busy, taking a break from his busy schedule of getting his ass kicked by He-Man to present to us an entire page full of visual pleasure!

This was by far my favorite Curious George book, next to the one where the man in the yellow hat knocks over a 7-11:

My guess is Lowtax:

You can learn a lot from Golden Books!

I WONDER WHAT HE IS ASHAMED OF!

Fucking whore:

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