You can put a cyborg chin on a robotic mule, Karo, but you can't program it with the strength of the human heart.
The Pannus Mightier tells the tale of a ferret who was hired to poison a frog's water, but instead spiked it with sugar.
squirt the daisies unveils the true face of Satan's sodomy baby.
Beware the cows, howthedevil! Not all milk is enriched!
Thanks to Millie and Jey for starting the themes, and to the SA Forum Goons for pouring more nightmare fuel on the fire. But all fright and fun aside, there's a serious message for any young animals reading today: Always floss!
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