You can put a cyborg chin on a robotic mule, Karo, but you can't program it with the strength of the human heart.
The Pannus Mightier tells the tale of a ferret who was hired to poison a frog's water, but instead spiked it with sugar.
squirt the daisies unveils the true face of Satan's sodomy baby.
Beware the cows, howthedevil! Not all milk is enriched!
Thanks to Millie and Jey for starting the themes, and to the SA Forum Goons for pouring more nightmare fuel on the fire. But all fright and fun aside, there's a serious message for any young animals reading today: Always floss!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!