You can put a cyborg chin on a robotic mule, Karo, but you can't program it with the strength of the human heart.
The Pannus Mightier tells the tale of a ferret who was hired to poison a frog's water, but instead spiked it with sugar.
squirt the daisies unveils the true face of Satan's sodomy baby.
Beware the cows, howthedevil! Not all milk is enriched!
Thanks to Millie and Jey for starting the themes, and to the SA Forum Goons for pouring more nightmare fuel on the fire. But all fright and fun aside, there's a serious message for any young animals reading today: Always floss!
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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