You can put a cyborg chin on a robotic mule, Karo, but you can't program it with the strength of the human heart.
The Pannus Mightier tells the tale of a ferret who was hired to poison a frog's water, but instead spiked it with sugar.
squirt the daisies unveils the true face of Satan's sodomy baby.
Beware the cows, howthedevil! Not all milk is enriched!
Thanks to Millie and Jey for starting the themes, and to the SA Forum Goons for pouring more nightmare fuel on the fire. But all fright and fun aside, there's a serious message for any young animals reading today: Always floss!
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!