Forums poster Quetzalcoatl 2.0 recently became intrigued/obsessed with the idea of placing reality-show bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman in holiday situations. Not only did he start a Something Awful Photoshop thread with this theme, but also he even registered the Web site Dog for Christmas. Why would someone invest so much time and energy in such an esoteric concept? Responds the Christmas Dog enthusiast: "There is unfortunately no deeper resonance; I am just bored and stupid." As a stocking stuffer, the last page contains assorted non-Dog-related seasonal images. And no captions this week: That's my Christmas present to myself!
A LOVELY LAD
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!