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Human beings naturally hate looking at old movies. If it was made more than ten years ago, it is too unpleasant to look at. Maybe it lacks definition, familiar faces and comforts, or good special effects. Either way, sooner or later, every movie has to be remade. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons update some classic movies, giving them the modern talent they need to thrive in this complicated world science and super sorcery. Behold the horror!
bunky has a Blart of Gold.
kingstefan has started buying grapes in preparation for this California Raisins reunion everyone's talking about.
Judge legislates from the heart.
A hellbastard is the worst kind of bastard there is.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!