We're feeding the Chinese our excess spinach. In return they send us tainted corn.
Top of the list: Tomatoes that have been injected with cancer poison.
Throw your makeup in the garbage can, ladies; you won't want it anymore once you discover the magic of fried eggs. Put hot fried eggs on your face.
It turns out they are having a scary skeleton baby! Possibly a demon baby from Hell! The national guard has been mobilized to the hospital along with several priests.
It is very drafty in that house.
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"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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