Stylology is available for babysitting every weekday from 4:00pm to 8:00pm.
TheCharlie is made out of ice cream. :)
SmileyPonderosa brings us disappointment, much like a piñata full of asparagus.
Mathemagician adds up the numbers and comes up with whatever the fuck this is:
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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