"Book lovers never go to bed alone," according to the fortune cookie that came with Monday's beef and broccoli. The SA Goons have had plenty of bed-company, judging by the knowing jokes that filled last week's installment. Now the theme comes to a close, with another batch of cut-rate books for today's economically recessed readers!
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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