Like a luring siren, Biggest Disaster takes the Captain off course.
You might be wondering what joma did. The clock in the background originally read "3:52."
Bloody Holly actually does wear a top hat and carry a sword.
Like a mighty elk rising from the morning mist, Everloving Snot offers a sight worth seeing.
Congratulations, Squish, you've been selected to win a free iPhone.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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