Qas has all the time in the world to work on this kind of thing, but no time left for me. I see how it is.

Last Christmas, Pops Mgee gave Batman an Ab Circle Pro. Oh, and also a bronze nipple. Amazing results: Yielded.

One thing is for certain; there is no stopping him. Command Ant will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome him.

Know who looks like Sinbad? Christopher Coppola! Please make a fancy Deadfall case for next time, wyoming.

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