Qas has all the time in the world to work on this kind of thing, but no time left for me. I see how it is.

Last Christmas, Pops Mgee gave Batman an Ab Circle Pro. Oh, and also a bronze nipple. Amazing results: Yielded.

One thing is for certain; there is no stopping him. Command Ant will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome him.

Know who looks like Sinbad? Christopher Coppola! Please make a fancy Deadfall case for next time, wyoming.

Thanks to zenintrude for starting this theme (after seeing this Tumblr feed), and to the SA Forum Goons for churning out quality, and to Thunderbeard for caption help; someone's getting a new luxury boat in his stocking!

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