Just a couple short themes this time; Americans can sneak a quick look ON THE GO while they're visiting family and grilling in the yard and waiting for insurance assessments of their pyrotechnics-damaged property! Our international readers can enjoy them, too, as they've been considerately designed for easy viewing even under normal non-holiday conditions. First we have "Celebrity Endorsed Fireworks," a theme introduced on July 2, which, when it comes to filling out a full Phriday, proved to be a bit too short of a fuse. Then there's a page devoted to Mustafa Al-Khani. Thread-starting SA Goon Lincoln wrote "Who is Mustafa al-Khani, you ask? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," so I didn't even look into it, because who am I to argue with the OP?
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!