Just a couple short themes this time; Americans can sneak a quick look ON THE GO while they're visiting family and grilling in the yard and waiting for insurance assessments of their pyrotechnics-damaged property! Our international readers can enjoy them, too, as they've been considerately designed for easy viewing even under normal non-holiday conditions. First we have "Celebrity Endorsed Fireworks," a theme introduced on July 2, which, when it comes to filling out a full Phriday, proved to be a bit too short of a fuse. Then there's a page devoted to Mustafa Al-Khani. Thread-starting SA Goon Lincoln wrote "Who is Mustafa al-Khani, you ask? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," so I didn't even look into it, because who am I to argue with the OP?
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!