Hermetic thinks it's great to have long, flowing pieces of fabric about your body, for when it gets cold and all.
Mankind survived this alternate-reality calamity and once again has reason to give thanks -- to Dr Solway Garr.
Sunday Punch knows enough about science to solve all society's problems. Instead, he worked on these images.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
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