Felt Tip Hat is the go-to guy when your face catches on fire.
Flatpoint High uses these two beauties to wash and dry his pink speedos.
I'm not too big a man to make a joke about Unkempt leaving the toilet seat up.
From Spoonfish, piety and beneficence, and abstinence, not only from evil deeds, but even from evil thoughts; and further, simplicity in my way of living, far removed from the habits of the rich.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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