Felt Tip Hat is the go-to guy when your face catches on fire.
Flatpoint High uses these two beauties to wash and dry his pink speedos.
I'm not too big a man to make a joke about Unkempt leaving the toilet seat up.
From Spoonfish, piety and beneficence, and abstinence, not only from evil deeds, but even from evil thoughts; and further, simplicity in my way of living, far removed from the habits of the rich.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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