Felt Tip Hat is the go-to guy when your face catches on fire.
Flatpoint High uses these two beauties to wash and dry his pink speedos.
I'm not too big a man to make a joke about Unkempt leaving the toilet seat up.
From Spoonfish, piety and beneficence, and abstinence, not only from evil deeds, but even from evil thoughts; and further, simplicity in my way of living, far removed from the habits of the rich.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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