Felt Tip Hat is the go-to guy when your face catches on fire.

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I'm not too big a man to make a joke about Unkempt leaving the toilet seat up.

From Spoonfish, piety and beneficence, and abstinence, not only from evil deeds, but even from evil thoughts; and further, simplicity in my way of living, far removed from the habits of the rich.

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