This is part 1 of 2, so there will be more Dick and Jane misadventures next week!
Dodgeball lives on a steady diet of pig ears and Snausages.
SkinnyIsrael is helping children look cooler, boosting self-esteem and well being.
trumpy303 scores some laughs with the values voters!
Null1fy has never seen a plant or tree a day in his life.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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