This is part 1 of 2, so there will be more Dick and Jane misadventures next week!
Dodgeball lives on a steady diet of pig ears and Snausages.
SkinnyIsrael is helping children look cooler, boosting self-esteem and well being.
trumpy303 scores some laughs with the values voters!
Null1fy has never seen a plant or tree a day in his life.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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