Learning to read is a challenge for many young children. Aiding them in this valiant struggle are two children named Dick and Jane. Through their simple, monotonous, tedious, and godforsaken lives, they teach children to read by being prisoners to the mundane. Every motion of theirs is a calculated, contrived motion designed to educate a child. They are cogs in a machine that will grind them to dust, and that dust is called literacy. This week I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to give them something new to do other than run around and suffer for the likes of merciless dumb children.

This is part 2 of 2, so there are more pictures like this still festering from last week!


Deadeye Dick is camouflaged in the beards of many men.

Doctor's recently removed this image from Neon Sentry's spleen.

KominAaa made this image which contains powerful magic and voodoo and is not suitable for children under the age of 13.

Agent019 is made entirely out of soup and two slices of bread.

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