What happens when you strip away a movie's title and replace it with a literal description of what its movie poster looks like? We'll probably never know. I mean, Jesus, why would anyone care? This week we're focusing entirely on what it would be like if clams were the only creatures allowed to participate in sports. On second thought, let's just go with that movie idea. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons got overly analytical and took the idea of taking things at face value to the extreme. The very same extreme that often gets stupid people killed. On that note let's go get killed!

Farix got things started by getting the completely wrong idea about this movie.

ShanghaiGumbo is smelling more and more like corn each day.

Lemon polybagged his dignity for safe keeping before making this image.

Mannik is probably not the ideal candidate for a science fiction adventure.

If I catch omnipotent_gimp in my yard again I'll shoot him.

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