Perhaps you've skimmed this page, seen the dirty creatures and relentless killers depicted below, and thought "horror-movie villains -- this seems like the kind of thing that might have been relevant last week." Shows how little you know about the monster calendar, jerk! See, after working overtime on Halloween to complete all their seasonally mandated hauntings and murder sprees, these ghastly beasts and undead slashers need to unwind. So this is the perfect time for the SA Forum Goons to put together a theme about the bad guys' leisure pursuits.
I like what you've done here, SlightButSteady. The question is: What will our judges think?
iSimian posted this image on the Something Awful forums. There were no survivors.
Lizard Combatant doesn't really have the stomach for this kind of grisliness. That poor, butchered cucumber...
Put your ear really close to this Diabolik900 image, and you'll hear a whispered "I see you." Or some Billy Ocean.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!