Once upon a time we were all pretty stupid. It's an unfortunate side effect of being young, impatient, and uncultured. Eventually we grew larger, gained extra limbs, and became adults. But during that horrifying nightmare of youth, with all its jumbled priorities, interests, and miniature attention spans, we saw things remarkably different. With that in mind, the Something Awful Forum Goons took a big pile of movies and edited them to show how they would appear when viewed through the eyes of the typical elementary school kid.

Thoogsby is responsible for all this... horror.

Gurk, in his cursed ebon lair, upon his throne of human skulls, summoned this into being.

dot_matrix fancies only the finest things in life.

With this image, Kagemusha illustraHARMONICA SOLOOOOOOOOO

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