Once upon a time we were all pretty stupid. It's an unfortunate side effect of being young, impatient, and uncultured. Eventually we grew larger, gained extra limbs, and became adults. But during that horrifying nightmare of youth, with all its jumbled priorities, interests, and miniature attention spans, we saw things remarkably different. With that in mind, the Something Awful Forum Goons took a big pile of movies and edited them to show how they would appear when viewed through the eyes of the typical elementary school kid.
Thoogsby is responsible for all this... horror.

Gurk, in his cursed ebon lair, upon his throne of human skulls, summoned this into being.

dot_matrix fancies only the finest things in life.

With this image, Kagemusha illustraHARMONICA SOLOOOOOOOOO

Nice dress. What is this, a dress convention? Idiot.
Blood is thicker than drugs...or is it?
Watch 2D doodles turn into 3D planes before your eyes, and then watch those planes explode!
We can truly change the world... if we all just... believe...!
None of these are the one where it says "My mom and dad fight a lot", sorry.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!
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