"The best comedy gold mine in at least a fortnight," raved loyal reader Brett R in an e-mail titled "Yap Gonna need more of that." I'd have assumed he was referring to "Dirty Texts," which I consider a singular SA forums accomplishment, but he went on to write "I humbly ask for more of those group drawings because they are excellent." Well, because I always grant requests when people use archaic language and weird spellings in their messages, or maybe because I actually never do that but I had nothing else to use, here's a second installment!
Shoes for pidgeons
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!