"The best comedy gold mine in at least a fortnight," raved loyal reader Brett R in an e-mail titled "Yap Gonna need more of that." I'd have assumed he was referring to "Dirty Texts," which I consider a singular SA forums accomplishment, but he went on to write "I humbly ask for more of those group drawings because they are excellent." Well, because I always grant requests when people use archaic language and weird spellings in their messages, or maybe because I actually never do that but I had nothing else to use, here's a second installment!
Shoes for pidgeons
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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