"The best comedy gold mine in at least a fortnight," raved loyal reader Brett R in an e-mail titled "Yap Gonna need more of that." I'd have assumed he was referring to "Dirty Texts," which I consider a singular SA forums accomplishment, but he went on to write "I humbly ask for more of those group drawings because they are excellent." Well, because I always grant requests when people use archaic language and weird spellings in their messages, or maybe because I actually never do that but I had nothing else to use, here's a second installment!
Shoes for pidgeons
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!