"The best comedy gold mine in at least a fortnight," raved loyal reader Brett R in an e-mail titled "Yap Gonna need more of that." I'd have assumed he was referring to "Dirty Texts," which I consider a singular SA forums accomplishment, but he went on to write "I humbly ask for more of those group drawings because they are excellent." Well, because I always grant requests when people use archaic language and weird spellings in their messages, or maybe because I actually never do that but I had nothing else to use, here's a second installment!
Shoes for pidgeons
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!