Last year, Photoshop Phriday featured "Budget Bond," a thrifty version of the decadent franchise tailored for our tough economic times. This time, even the theme feels low-budget: It's basically "imagine James Bond, played by someone else other than the actors who have played him so far!" After posting some bargain-basement offerings (an unaltered promo shot from a Mr. Bean vehicle, no-effort red-carpet pics of famous dudes in tuxes, a Bane/Star Wars crossover image for some reason), the SA Forum Goons eventually came up with these inspired choices!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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