Last year, Photoshop Phriday featured "Budget Bond," a thrifty version of the decadent franchise tailored for our tough economic times. This time, even the theme feels low-budget: It's basically "imagine James Bond, played by someone else other than the actors who have played him so far!" After posting some bargain-basement offerings (an unaltered promo shot from a Mr. Bean vehicle, no-effort red-carpet pics of famous dudes in tuxes, a Bane/Star Wars crossover image for some reason), the SA Forum Goons eventually came up with these inspired choices!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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