This week the Goons took to Photoshopping the many classic paintings of Norman Rockwell. As you probably guessed, things got really ugly really quick.

"cocoabean" got things started with a whimper... as in that poor little doggy's whimper!

The fun doesn't stop there, although good taste certainly does!

"AggregateTurkey" did a bang up job on this one. You can't go wrong with torture and kittens.

"velvetelvis" proves that a little mealtime variety never hurts. Unless you're the animal, in which case it hurts a lot.

"cocoabean" shows us a typical family dinner at his crazy murder house:

Well, at least it's not dead children. "spacebadger" brings us more animal cruelity.

I guess I spoke too soon. "synreal" helps improve the family friendly atompshere we've worked so hard to establish.

"Barbwire" gives us this charming look at a typical busy American neighborhood:

"Flying Squid" sure is well adjusted.

"residentearth" adds to the disturbingly large pile of gory death pictures featured this week.

"SirRobin" lends his magical touch:

Like all people, "LoinWorm" enjoys a good plague.

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