Despite raising more than $90 million during a three-year crowdfunding campaign, the space simulator video game Star Citizen has experienced repeated production delays. Critics blame budget shortfalls due to outrageous expenditures, such as the unprecedented decision to pay actor Gary Oldman not by the word, but by the breath. The Goons decided to recreate their classic "Gary Oldman as EVERYONE" theme, with every image featuring a motion-captured Oldman at full blow!
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!