Right now the Olympics are in full swing, with athletes sacrificing body and mind in hopes of winning highly collectible medals. Unfortunately, as the Olympics have been occurring regularly for as long as any living human or robot can remember, most of the sports have lost their luster. To help with that, the Something Awful Forum Goons generated some ideas for new sports, and well as ways to improve the old ones.
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