Welcome to the shortest Photoshop Phriday ever! This week I tasked the Something Awful Forum Goons with making some humorous pinball machines. It turns out everybody hates pinball, possibly justifiably so. In spite of all this brevity we're packing, the images aren't too shabby. So enjoy! It won't take you long to do so.

Dameon saved America from evil by getting the highest score.

Retro_Vertigo got things backwards but bless his scamp heart for trying.

The Merkinman is solving the world's problems one ball at a time.

itstime4lunch made this for the express purpose of showing us how well read he is.

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