Last week, on a day seemingly like any other, forums member Landerig received a shipment of power cords, each affixed with a sticker reading "Please insert furiously." Dutifully following this instruction, Landerig inserted with extreme prejudice, until his prongs had impaled every socket and orifice within a several block radius. Landerig then attached the sticker to a deadly weapon, but instead of continuing his furious insertion rampage, he posted a picture of his handiwork in the spirit of whimsy, and urged the SA Forum Goons to do the same.
Looking good, Landerig. I assumed you were handy. You introduced yourself as handy.
Schweinhund isn't afraid of a guy with a blade.
Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only Yabanjin could create this image.
Check out the big brain on Lie Bot!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!