Jay Dub will erase your past to protect your future.
Bloody Wanker takes instruction well.
Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton Torpoodo.
M for Mushroom parked his heart in the red zone.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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