Jay Dub will erase your past to protect your future.
Bloody Wanker takes instruction well.
Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton Torpoodo.
M for Mushroom parked his heart in the red zone.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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