I don't know much about babies, other than that they stink and they drool and their communication methods are maddeningly inscrutable. I'm even less familiar with Pokemon, other than knowing it is a thing that exists and seems to have a non-age-appropriate following. I'd rather attend Warped Tour 2010 than scroll through a bunch of parents posting pictures of their infants or people sharing their Pokemon card collections, but for some reason when the Something Awful Forum Goons combine these objectionable activities, the results are kinda alright. They're sometimes scary, sometimes funny, and always more interesting than they would have been otherwise.
noblesse emits a plaintive and mournful sound.
JoeGlassJAw keeps his masterpiece safe from prodding fingers.
The road Quatrefoil traveled to produce this image was long and fraught with delicious salty snacks.
There's a bat in the house! Shoes for pidgeons, go and get my stick!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!