Remember the Mylar Cocoon Man? You know, from last week? Well, it turns out that he wasn't the only weird advertising man to wrap himself in some sort of protective sheath and appear on amazon. This guy did it too! Thanks to SEX BURRITO for providing the remote control guy image, joke_explainer for making the forum thread, and the SA Forum Goons for doing whatever it is they do!
Big Mean Jerk
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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